{{!--<p>Hey,didyouknowthatintermsofmalehumanandfemalePokemonbreeding,VaporeonisthemostcompatiblePokemonforhumans?Notonlyaretheyinthefieldegggroup,whichismostlycomprisedofmammals,Vaporeonareanaverageof3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they'relargeenoughtobeabletohandlehumandicks,andwiththeirimpressiveBasestatsforHPandaccesstoAcidArmor,youcanberoughwithone.Duetotheirmostlywaterbasedbiology,there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'dbeincrediblyeasyforonetogetyouinthemood.WiththeirabilitiesWaterAbsorbandHydration,theycaneasilyrecoverfromfatiguewithenoughwater.NootherPokemoncomesclosewiththislevelofcompatibility.Also,funfact,ifyoupulloutenough,youcanmakeyourVaporeonturnwhite.Vaporeonisliterallybuiltforhumandick.Ungodlydefensestat+highHPpool+AcidArmormeansitcantakecockallday,allshapesandsizesandstillcomeformore.</p>
<p>However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.</p> --}}
<p>And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.</p>
<p>There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!</p>
<p>But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!</p>
<p>Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.</p>
<p>Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!</p>
<p>I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.</p> --}}